today was a significant day.

i felt the most constipated ever in my whole life. Like, Totally. half an hour in a public toilet yelded no results. so after exhausting all my energy in the cubicle i gave up.

so i went shopping. then i went home after an hour or so, ate my dinner. all the while thinking what the hell. what if it never comes out?

then back to the toilet!!!

this time, after some laborious efforts, it was like the Big Bang had just happened. the stars were aligned and the world was created. i never felt so liberated by the toilet before.

WOW!!!
posted by vera ;
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